Stephen Kahn

Sexist ducks

In Hard to tell, Humor on April 12, 2011 at 3:00 am

Craig and Sharon have left for a cruise which will take them through various ports, starting from Florida, going to Aruba, visiting the Panama Canal, and eventually ending up in Alaska.

While they are gone, J, a church friend of theirs, is sitting their house and caring for their chickens and ducks. Sharon has mentioned that the ducks “mind” Craig, but not her. When I have attended to their poultry, the ducks go to bed at bedtime. J, female, told us that the ducks would not go to bed for her. (She left their door open so they cold go in after dark if they so wanted.) I offered tonight to come over tomorrow and see if they would behave better for me.

Apparently the catch-phrase “sexist pig” needs to be replaced by “sexist duck.” How odd. I don’t think this has anything to do with civilization collapsing.

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