Stephen Kahn

Wag more, quack less?

In Humor on February 28, 2011 at 8:34 pm

Wag more, bark less.

Purr more, hiss less.

Lay more, peck less.

Quack quietly, eat more slugs, poop in the compost pile.

Make more love, make fewer babies, and only babies you really want and are willing to raise properly and take responsibility for.

  1. …can I skip the part with the slugs?

  2. I would like to skip the part with the slugs. However, the chickens are not too interested in eating the slugs, and unlike our neighbors, we chose not to have ducks (and all their poop) so we have slugs aplenty, or will soon as soon as the snow melts and spring appears.

    The two fowl who like to eat slugs are ducks and guinea hens. Ducks poop all over and guinea hens make a racket. Life is full of trade offs.

  3. I can see a brilliant future ahead of you – all you need to do is persuade either a) the dog or b) the cat or c) the hens to eat slugs, then breed madly from that animal and, hey presto, an instant fortune!

  4. When civilization collapses, we humans may decide we have to choose between “eat slugs” or starve. I am sure there is a wonderful cookbook to be composed in here somewhere: The Joy of Collapse of Civilization Cookbook.

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